tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5131909766460602337.post7669370022947236851..comments2023-11-05T03:47:11.804-05:00Comments on Now At The Podium: Something Funny For Ya...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5131909766460602337.post-74790177197719624092010-01-18T19:50:30.970-05:002010-01-18T19:50:30.970-05:00Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, s...Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir?" he squaled.<br /><br />The Captain peered at him in bemusement.<br /><br />"Why on Golgafrincham should I want to do that?" he asked.<br /><br />"To get information out of the terrorist, sir! To find out why they came here!"<br /><br />"Oh no, no, no," said the Obama. "I expect they just dropped in for a quick drink, don't you?"<br /><br />"But they're my prisoners! I must interrogate them!"<br /><br />Then Obama looked at them doubtfully.<br /><br />"Oh all right," he said, "if you must. Ask them what they want to drink."<br /><br />A hard cold gleam came into Number Two's eyes. He advanced slowly on Osama and Bin Laden.<br /><br />"All right, you scum," he growled, "you vermin..." He jabbed Osama with the Kill-O-Zap gun.<br /><br />"Steady on, Number Two," admonished Obama gently.<br /><br />"What do you want to drink?!!" Number Two screamed.<br /><br />"Well the ice Tea sounds very nice to me," said Osama. "What about you, Bin Laden?"<br /><br />Arthur blinked.<br /><br />"What? Oh, er, yes," he said.<br /><br />"With ice or without?!" bellowed Number Two.<br /><br />Oh, with, please," said Ford.<br /><br />"Lemon??!!"<br /><br />"Yes, please," said Osama, "and do you have any of those little biscuits? You know, the cheesey ones?"<br /><br />"I'm asking the questions!!!!" howled Number Two, his body shaking with apoplectic fury.<br /><br />--THHGTG-Which some slight changesRon Mexiconoreply@blogger.com