Monday, July 9, 2007

A Brain-Teaser For All of You...

Get out your pens, pencils, notepads, protractors, and calculators...

If a Prius is driving 100 mph, and the driver is carrying marijuana, Valium, Xanax, Vicodin and Adderall...and he has already been in rehab once, and gets put in rehab a second time, has a previous substance-related conviction, and his father is a former U.S. Senator and Vice-President, as well as the hero to millions of environmentalists around the world..........what are the chances that Al Gore will make sure his son will never, ever, see the inside of a prison cell?

And the answer is...?


Whackette said...

divided by
divide all that by

that equals 98.54% chance that he will not go to jail.

first line= world population divided by four cause 3/4 of the people in the UK believe global warming is natural leaving 1/4 gore fans. Divided by 20 cause the US is about 1/5 the world population and we are the only ones that count for this equation.

second line= for 8 years he was 1/50 of the senate add to that being one half of one third of the government while he was vice president times two for two terms and divided by two because of Hillery.

third line=100 mph times 5 drugs squared cause he was in rehab twice already. multiply that by 2 since he has been convicted on substance abuse stuff before.

Whackette said...

I should win something for that.

Phil Chroniger said...

Your intelligence astounds'd you end up with Myron? :)

Whackette said...

Guess it was my lucky day.